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Most unusual item: a cinnamon bun that looks like Mother Teresa.
ReplyDeleteCharge: $1.50, and that includes coffee.
Who would buy it? everyone who is trolling the sale,I guess. We have a whole box of them. Want one? I can make more if we run out.
Most unusual item: a Wheaties box encased in plastic, commemorating the Minnesota Twins' World Series championship.
ReplyDeletePrice: $50
Who would buy it: A Twins fan! How 'bout them Twins? How 'bout them Twins!
I have one of those Wheaties boxes. It's not encased in plastic, but it's still got the Wheaties in it.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout them Twins?!
A tissue that 'some famous person' blew their nose on.
ReplyDeletePrice-whatever the sucker is willing to pay.
Buyer-someone easily fooled.