ham or turkey?

naughty or nice?

somebody?

anybody?

old or new?

surge or trickle?

now or never?

hop, skip or jump?

glass or cup?

spoon or fork?

plate or bowl?

trick or treat?

now or later?

paper or plastic?

aisle or window?

pen or pencil?

black or red?

for or against?

duh or d'oh?

table or booth?

elevator or escalator?

french fries or hash browns?

egg rolls or spring rolls?

dinner or supper?

lasso or lariat?

beetle or cricket?

firefly or lightning bug?

if you were a unicorn, where would you go?

if you were a wash cloth, what would your dimensions be?

why did the ladybug cross the road?

if you were a candy wagon, what candies would you contain?

if you were a pizza, how many pieces would you be cut into?

if you were a bee, who would you want to sting?

if you were a knife, what would you want to cut?

if you were a full moon, what would you want to shine on?

if you were a mirror, what would you want to reflect?

if you were a bird, where would you fly?

if you were a rain drop, what would you want to fall on?

if you were a rocket, where would you rocket off to?

if you were a golfer, how would you mark your ball?

if you were a clunker, how would you save yourself?

if you were a foot in a sandal, what color sock would you wear?

if you were a portable music player, what would you be playing?

if you were an envelope, what would be inside you?

if you were a shopping list, what would your first item be?

if you were a receipt, what would your total be?

if you were a spoon, what would you want to scoop?

if you were a monster, what would you fear?

if you were a lady bug, where would you go for the weekend?

if you were a cake, how many candles would you have?

if you were a cake, what flavor would your frosting be?

if you were a cake, what flavor would you be?

if you were a tree, what would be your favorite wind?

if you were an m&m, would you be plain or peanut?

if you were uncle don, what question would you ask?

if you were a refrigerator magnet, what would you miss?

if you were a cooler, what would you be keeping cold?

if you were a grocery cart, what would you be carrying?

if you were an octopus, what would you carry with you?

if you were a fly, what would you be buzzing around?

if you were a bear, what would you be chasing?

if you were an ant, what would you be carrying?

if you were a parade, where would you go?

if you were a dish, what would you daydream about?

if you were a slice of bread, what would you want on top of you?

if you were a glass, what would you want poured into you?

if you were a mail box, what would you be excited about?

if you were a suit case, where would you want to go?

if you were a kite, what would you want?

if you were a tree, what would you hope for?

if you were a blade of grass, what would you wish for?

if you were a fake traffic sign in a funny move, what would you say?

if you were a handy man, what would you be fixing?

if you were a box of baking soda in the refrigerator, what odor would you be masking?

if you were a pair of pants, how many pockets would you have?

if you were a french fry, how would you describe yourself?

if you were a garage sale, what would your most unusual item be? how much would you charge for it? who in the world would buy it?

if you were a garbage can, how bad would you stink?

if you were a garage, how messy would you be?

if you were a bee, what would you and all your bee buddies be planning?

if you were a salmon, what would you and all your salmon buddies be planning?

if you were a spider, what would you and all your spider buddies be planning?

if you were a dragon, what would you and all your dragon buddies be planning?

if you were a ninja, what would you and all your ninja buddies be planning?

if you were a robot, what would you and all your robot buddies be planning?

if you were a turtle, what would you and all your turtle buddies be planning?

if you were a bowler, what would your team be named?

if you were a wall, wouldn't you be bored?

if you were wearing a hat, would it cover your ears?

if you were a passenger on an airplane, where would you be going?

if you were a coffee cup, what would you say?

if you were a water bottle, what would you be made of?

if you were a dice game, what would the players be yelling?

if you were a scrabble tile, where would you be?

if you were a board game, how would the next move be determined?

if you were an inkblot, what would you look like?

if you were a competitive eater, what would you eat?

if you were a boat, what would your name be?

if you were a tv, what would be on?

if you were a cheerleader, who would you cheer for?

if you were a robot, what would your favorite color be?

if you were a robot, what would you dream about?

if you were a robot, what kind of gum would you chew?

if you were a bully robot, what would the other robots call you?

if you were a bully robot, what would you call the other robots?

if you were a robot, what would the other robots call you?

if you were a bottle, where would you go next?

if you were a gated community, what color would the stucco be?

if you were a truck driver, what would you haul?

if you were a grill, what would be cooking?

if you were a license plate, what state would you be from?

if you were a pair of jeans, what waste size would you be?

if you were a pen, in what way would you be special?

if you were a leather jacket, what color would your lining be?

if you were a fold out couch, who would have back problems from sleeping on you?

if you were a hockey fan, who would you root for?

if you were a mail man, what would your least favorite day be?

if you were a salad, what size would you be?

if you were a brewery, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a bike path, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a zoo, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a parking lot, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a park, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a fence, what would the sign on the gate say?

if you were a mother, what would you want to do on mother's day?

if you were a waffle, how would you describe yourself?

if you were a shelf, what would be on you?

if you were a bake sale item, what would you be?

if you were a candy bar, what would your name be?

if you were a painting, where would you be hanging?

if you were a video, what would your title be?

if you were a goof ball, how would you know it?

if you were a window, what would people see if they looked through you?

if you were a paper plate, what would be on you?

if you were a rope, what would you be tied to?

if you were a cab driver, who would your passenger be and where would you be taking them?

if you were a star, who would be a planet?

if you were a hotdog, what would be on you in addition to the mustard?

if you wera a fairy tale, would there be magic?

if you were a singer in a band, what would the drummer's shoes be made of?

if you were a reporter, what would you write a story about?

if you were a chair, who would you want to sit on you?

if you were a roll of duct tape, where would you be hiding?

if you were a t-shirt, what would be printed on you?

if you were a weather forecast, what would you predict?

if you were a parking meter, how much would you charge per hour?

if you were a musical instrument, what note would you play most often?

if you were a bar of soap, what would you smell like?

if you were a tree, how tall would you be?

if you were a pizza, how many slices would you be cut into?

if you were a pie, what flavor would you be?

if you were a bird, what song would you sing?

if you were a helicopter, where would you be going?

if you were a wrestler, what would your name be?

if you were a punctuation mark, what would your nickname be?

if you were a bed, what size would you be?

if you were a table, what would lunch be?

if you were a light bulb, what would your good idea be?

if you were a lost pen, where would you be?

if you were a key ring, what would you hold beside keys?

if you were a penguin, what would you wear on halloween?

if you were a bed, would you be made?

if you were a joke, what would your punch line be?

if you were a nut, would you be hard to crack?

if you were a tv show, what channel would you be on?

if you were a bug, would you sting people?

if you were a watch, would you have a second hand?

if you were a purse, how long would your strap be?

if you were a sofa, what would be stuck between your cushions?

if you were a mall, where would the elevator be?

if you were a camera, what would you be pointing at?

if you were a quarter, which state would be on your back?

if you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?

if you were a keyboard, which one of your keys would be stuck?

if you were a radio, what song would be playing?

if you were a box of cereal, which shelf would you be on?

if you were a goat, what would you eat next?

if you were a grocery store, which day would be double coupon day?

if you were a light switch, would you be on or off?

if you were a restaurant, what would be your most popular appetizer?

if you were a battery, what size would you be?

if you were a kitten, what would you play with?

if you were a slice of bacon, what would you be on top of?

if you were a tourist, where would you go?

if you were a compass, which direction would you point?

if you were a bag, what would you contain?

if you were a clock, what time would it be?

if you were a sock, what foot would you be on?

if you were a ball, what game would you be used in?

if you were a jersey, what number would be on your back?

if you were a pet, what would your name be?

if you were a bird, what color would you be?

if you were a potato, how would you be cooked?

if you were a song, what key would you be in?

if you were a crepe, what you be wrapped around?

if you were your shirt, where were you gotten?