if you were a new year's resolution, how long would it take until you got broken?

red or green?

if you were a Christmas tree ornament, where on the tree would you be?

if you were a salad bar item, would people put you in the bottom of their bowl or on the top?

where to next?

concave or convex?

if you were a fast food restaurant, what would be your most popular item?

if you were a scarecrow, what would you wear?

if you were a duck, where would you hide your snack cakes?

if you were a squirrel, what would your pockets contain?

six of one or half a dozen of the other?

who will win idol?

what is your favorite item at the chinese buffet?

straight or narrow?

bacon or ice cream?

more or less?

first or last?

if you were a comic book hero, what would your costume look like?

if you were a comic book hero, what would you drive to the scene of the crime?

if you were a comic book hero, what would your secret hideout be called?